Ok, I'm back. So now while I was gone it occurred to me that many people I could consider for roles in my fantasy film do not have the career tracks they should considering their worldwide hotness at the time. It seems to me that when 20 years ago this month the Berlin Wall came down, so did American standards as to what constitutes cinema sex appeal. The following are actors I have chosen to play most prominent roles as baddies in my imaginary GI Joe movie masterpiece. Take a walk with me now down memory lane and then tell me if I haven't hit any proverbial nails right on the head.
1.) Sean Connery
as Destro
2.) Sonia Braga
Baroness
3.) Mark Hamill
Cobra Commander
4.) William Sadler
Zartan
5.) Harry Hamiln
Tomax and Xamot
6.) Timothy Dalton
Major Bludd
That's it, folks! For right now, I'm done. If I feel like it, maybe we'll see some more second-tier characters later on. Right now its a fight just to get this posted correctly. In the words of the all-mighty Sum Dum Goy factory workers from classic 80's blaxploitation film Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon: "catch ya on the flip-flop!"
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