Yeah Chump But You Ain't Seen NOTHIN yet! :P

Now people tell me this next year is gonna get crazy. Well, I hear ya alright and I agree. There are too many of these asshole radicals out there making money on the back end with studios to get their kiss ass scab buddies in the door as stars picket with writers. I'm sick and tired of that shit. Last time it happened in 88', we had to deal with a few years of crap where kids like yours truly were suspended from school for imitating what these jerks and their relatives were producing on television. What's up with that? Ok, so suddenly racketeering gets investigated and that's when people let up on me? Wow, who woulda thunk it? o.O Mhm. Kinda gets the fat-cats off their foreign asses to take credit for modern television shortly thereafter, eh? No wonder that ever since, any good shows are being pulled once they get a fan base and rival superstars appear from nowhere to hog any and all glory while true leaders are being taken to court. Want names? Oh I donno, how about stars and people responsible for WWF, Beavis and Butt-Head, South Park, Jackass, The Osbournes... should I go on? It'd be kinda obsurd I'm sure for Matt Groening to be taken to court by bellaching fellow clergy members, eh? Kinda ducked a bullet there to be sure. These are the guys who suddenly think nobody is watching them and their foreign buddies behind the scenes? Wow, I'll say that's some kinda hallucinogenic they're taking. If the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain and april showers bring mayflowers, do the mayflowers really think they can reign over the plane? >:)

Who Am I? What's My Name?

Well you gotta give it to me: I got integrity.

These were and are the pinnacle of boy toys and action figures, in my opinion.
Nobody has come close since to making so MUCH of the "action" part mean something. There's still a market out there for it now.

Yeah, that too! :P Wait, isn't that what I've said for a bit now? =/

It ain't the past if this is how kids now see me.