Snack time!

Family sticks together. Always.

A great way to save any day! :P j/k ;)

I have one question: Have ya missed me lately?

Story time!

Once, there lived a girl in a far off place called Angel Land. This was a place that people rarely liked to upset because those responsible often knew the outcome. The thing with our story is, sometimes things don't always go as planned. Such is the benefit of comprehension. However, in this case an exception was of the absolute necessity.
A young man forsook this maiden fair in lieu of facing his worst nightmare, himself.
What the young man didn't realize was that in so doing, he was already helping others do the same within themselves. People at the time were looking for direction, looking for someone to help guide them in a new direction. The direction they stumbled across, was conveniently the door of the girl from Angel Land. She who loved the young man most. The young man knew at the start he was not fully prepared, thus why he waited. There was nothing that could stop the young man from now having what he wanted, for it was where only he could find it. To make a long, meandering story short, the young woman realized that the young man was now growing up and seeing that you don't need to be anywhere specific if something, or someone is already always with you. That when you put something some place where only you can find it, then that thing, whatever it is, becomes part of you. Always. If ya hoist up the courage and cast off the fear, what is there to worry about? B)-~~~

You can find bags of these on the pillows of every guest room. It beats cheap chocolates. :P

We host all kinds of family reunions. The more the merrier!



Even concerts!

Let me be the first to introduce you to our hotel staff. I can't say they're the MOST reliable but they get the job done alright. =)

If life was this easy, we'd all be two dimensional... oh wait. =/
B)-~~~

Mmmm, Shrimp Burritos!



Goes grrrrreat with Mango Snapple (imo). ;) :D

What is paradise without videogames? Seriously! LOL! :P B)-~~~

Flash Game by Fun On It

It's long been forgotten who taught what where amongst general population. Either that or something was lost in translation.

Here is good reason to not let the natives get restless.

We're known for having good taste.

The breathtaking beauty and majestic nature of this realm makes some wish to never leave.


Just one of our many, many satisfied visitors.

You know when you've arrived by bowels feeling lose and inhibitions rendered non-existent.


Save me some.

You have entered the Johnny zone. This is a place past outer Mongolia that the Valhallan halls on the verge of madness has often called "too happy".


Food is good.