Yeah Chump But You Ain't Seen NOTHIN yet! :P

Now people tell me this next year is gonna get crazy. Well, I hear ya alright and I agree. There are too many of these asshole radicals out there making money on the back end with studios to get their kiss ass scab buddies in the door as stars picket with writers. I'm sick and tired of that shit. Last time it happened in 88', we had to deal with a few years of crap where kids like yours truly were suspended from school for imitating what these jerks and their relatives were producing on television. What's up with that? Ok, so suddenly racketeering gets investigated and that's when people let up on me? Wow, who woulda thunk it? o.O Mhm. Kinda gets the fat-cats off their foreign asses to take credit for modern television shortly thereafter, eh? No wonder that ever since, any good shows are being pulled once they get a fan base and rival superstars appear from nowhere to hog any and all glory while true leaders are being taken to court. Want names? Oh I donno, how about stars and people responsible for WWF, Beavis and Butt-Head, South Park, Jackass, The Osbournes... should I go on? It'd be kinda obsurd I'm sure for Matt Groening to be taken to court by bellaching fellow clergy members, eh? Kinda ducked a bullet there to be sure. These are the guys who suddenly think nobody is watching them and their foreign buddies behind the scenes? Wow, I'll say that's some kinda hallucinogenic they're taking. If the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain and april showers bring mayflowers, do the mayflowers really think they can reign over the plane? >:)

Who Am I? What's My Name?

Well you gotta give it to me: I got integrity.

These were and are the pinnacle of boy toys and action figures, in my opinion.
Nobody has come close since to making so MUCH of the "action" part mean something. There's still a market out there for it now.

Yeah, that too! :P Wait, isn't that what I've said for a bit now? =/

It ain't the past if this is how kids now see me.

Too bad the plot of this episode doesn't translate well to the internet. ;) :P

From the best miniseries on 80's television, a tv show that's not so good but coulda done alright if sci-fi channel existed back then.

Ok so these are my interpretive lyrics of Eric Carr's "Nightmare" that only had scat lyrics on the posthumous album "Rockology" released in 2000. Understand, this isn't in any way shape or form anything else but a tribute to a legend. Hope you enjoy!

"Nightmare"
Music by Eric Carr
Lyrics by Mysterwright


Verse I
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What does it matter? the things I say
I know you think I'm out there
The minute we started, I went insane
Now telling dreams is over, over!

Chorus
______________


Let me tell you about this nightmare
Fair to say it gets me nowhere
Pretty dangerous this nightmare
Signs posted say to beware, beware of all

Verse II
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So what's your problem? I admit mistakes
You say we cannot go there
Why can't we solve it? This fair complaint
The hour's almost over, oh no

Chorus
____________

Hear me out about this nightmare
Despite it going nowhere
Don't make me scream about this nightmare
Suppression gets us nowhere
(Whoa!)
Truth is there in this nightmare
That seems to have us both scared, scared of a thought

Bridge
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Everybody's problem, what good is that?
Rather than deal we stay nowhere, lonely

Chorus
___________

I'd be a threat to speak this nightmare
Solving problems left unanswered
Gotta learn from me this nightmare
Knowledge keeps us prepared, prepared for war

Tsk Tsk.

Dumb duck. It's not nice to mess with mother nature.

This is Toys R Us.



This is K-B Toy Store.



This is the city that used to have one of each.



Something tells me one of these stereotyped groups had something to do with those stores leaving.



It wasn't entirely either of these two.



vs.



...



Now Playing.

Yummy Tummy.

If it tastes good, eat it. :P

I was THERE, man! *Trips out* Wooooow. (Clicky da piccys.)

Everything and then some.



Random viewer: LMFAO! WTMF?! ^

Me: Donno, I just like the Purple Pieman.


^ Whatsa "Pompatus"?

Edumacation is beneficial.

Some things never go out of style.

Snack time!

Family sticks together. Always.

A great way to save any day! :P j/k ;)

I have one question: Have ya missed me lately?

Story time!

Once, there lived a girl in a far off place called Angel Land. This was a place that people rarely liked to upset because those responsible often knew the outcome. The thing with our story is, sometimes things don't always go as planned. Such is the benefit of comprehension. However, in this case an exception was of the absolute necessity.
A young man forsook this maiden fair in lieu of facing his worst nightmare, himself.
What the young man didn't realize was that in so doing, he was already helping others do the same within themselves. People at the time were looking for direction, looking for someone to help guide them in a new direction. The direction they stumbled across, was conveniently the door of the girl from Angel Land. She who loved the young man most. The young man knew at the start he was not fully prepared, thus why he waited. There was nothing that could stop the young man from now having what he wanted, for it was where only he could find it. To make a long, meandering story short, the young woman realized that the young man was now growing up and seeing that you don't need to be anywhere specific if something, or someone is already always with you. That when you put something some place where only you can find it, then that thing, whatever it is, becomes part of you. Always. If ya hoist up the courage and cast off the fear, what is there to worry about? B)-~~~

You can find bags of these on the pillows of every guest room. It beats cheap chocolates. :P

We host all kinds of family reunions. The more the merrier!



Even concerts!

Let me be the first to introduce you to our hotel staff. I can't say they're the MOST reliable but they get the job done alright. =)

If life was this easy, we'd all be two dimensional... oh wait. =/
B)-~~~

Mmmm, Shrimp Burritos!



Goes grrrrreat with Mango Snapple (imo). ;) :D

What is paradise without videogames? Seriously! LOL! :P B)-~~~

Flash Game by Fun On It

It's long been forgotten who taught what where amongst general population. Either that or something was lost in translation.

Here is good reason to not let the natives get restless.

We're known for having good taste.

The breathtaking beauty and majestic nature of this realm makes some wish to never leave.


Just one of our many, many satisfied visitors.

You know when you've arrived by bowels feeling lose and inhibitions rendered non-existent.


Save me some.

You have entered the Johnny zone. This is a place past outer Mongolia that the Valhallan halls on the verge of madness has often called "too happy".


Food is good.